My Brother Ricky's For Sale 

My brother Ricky's for sale
Mom and Dad don't know about it yet
He's out there on the front porch
With a sign around his neck saying
My brother Ricky's for sale

He gets me yelled at if I play too rough
He just won't keep his hands off all my stuff
I just found peanut butter in my brand new baseball glove
My brother Ricky's for sale

My brother Ricky's for sale
Mom and Dad don't know about it yet
He's out there on the front porch
With a sign around his neck saying
My brother Ricky's for sale

Milk and cookies are my favorite snack
I like them in my mouth not down my back
He's nothing but a three year old anxiety attack
My brother Ricky's for sale

My brother Ricky's for sale
Mom and Dad don't know about it yet
He's out there on the front porch
With a sign around his neck saying
My brother Ricky's for sale

I wrote on the sign that he's adorable
Almost potty trained and fairly portable
I think folks will find my terms affordable
My brother Ricky's For sale

My brother Ricky's for sale
Mom and Dad don't know about it yet
He's out there on the front porch
With a sign around his neck saying
My brother Ricky's for sale

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