Susie Queen Of E-Mail

Susie Queen of e-mail has a dozen lovers
And she’s pretty sure that they’re all men
Though she never sees them… never hears their voices
They can touch her just by clicking "send"

Susie, Susie
The king aint’ been to court in a long time
Susie, Susie
Susie Queen of e-mail is on line

Her split-level castle has a mote around it
The king he likes to keep it green and trim
Standing at the drawbridge Susie sometimes wonders
Do motes keep us out or keep us in?

Susie, Susie
The middle ages are a lonesome time
Susie, Susie
Susie Queen of e-mail is on line

3:AM- her screen glows in the darkness
In a bath robe with a cup of tea
She feels young and sometimes almost beautiful
And she’s glad that none of them can see

Susie types a message to a loyal subject
Promising that someday they will meet
Keyboards make love easy ‘cause they give you options
Like control, escape, shift, and delete

Susie, Susie
Does it take a stranger to be kind?
Susie, Susie
Susie Queen of E-mail is on line

Susie, Susie
The king is drinking beer with channel nine
Susie, Susie
Susie Queen of E-mail is on line

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